Ramblin Christian Gypsy

Literary whimsy. Dedicated poetic observer.

The Mortification Of Countess SPF 50.

This sun is wreaking havoc on my nineteenth century, consumptive poetess’ complexion.

Only way to solve this is with a parasol.

Problem is, Scarlett wants to hold it for me.

Everywhere we go.

She will not be thwarted.

Which is just great.

I cannot even tell you

how I’ve always longed

to arrive everywhere

looking like King Julian and Mort.

Sigh.

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